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wallylives: i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked 
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timecannotberewritten: dovahqueene: iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying at least you don’t bleed them out every month you make a compelling argument
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jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: i was watching a movie with subtitles on and now i’m no longer roused how am i supposed to watch the movie
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berlynn-wohl: claricedemedici: dareandwriteitdown: egredi: Reblog if your boobs glow in the dark.  #mine glow blue when orcs are near mine go ding when there’s stuff Mine are the real
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-annoying: who the hell decided that sean sounds like shawn
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ayeleesh: when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
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sithlordtennant: For every reblog this gets, I will murder one of my classmates and carve your url into their spine. 
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urinatings: i hate getting attached to people bc i literally never stop thinking about them
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me: *sick*
me: *goes on the computer*
parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE
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shutupaubrey: i’d rather be a skittle than a human
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nointerrruption: *calls family member by mom’s request* *silently prays it goes to voicemail*
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Friend: What's the difference between ships and otps?
Me: Ships make you smile and sigh and get a little teary-eyed maybe. Otps make you claw your own face off and sob.
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hungarian: it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
May 23rd
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raratumtugger: I want to hug you (◕‿◕✿) And kiss you (◡‿◡✿) And maybe bite you just a little (⊙‿⊙✿)
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